After I Finish Crying…

… I wipe the tears away with proactive. The most eXtreme face wash, bro.

 

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I’m just waiting for some asshole advertiser to steal our Tempe Halloween Idea

Dyrdek More Harm Then Good?

Dyrdek has helped open a few skate parks and has done some positive things with his career but now well… this is worse then Transworld running McDonalds ads.

“* In stores now and while supplies last, fast food and skateboarding fans can visit their local Carl’s Jr. and pick up a 42 oz. limited edition Rob Dyrdek collector’s cup when purchasing a large drink or a combo. The cups feature three designs by Rob – one introducing his exclusive toy line, Wild Grinders; Rob’s feature film Street Dreams; and his signature DC shoes”

“Finally, Carl’s Jr. is a major donor to a new safe skating area in La Fayette Park in Los Angeles funded by the Rob Dyrdek/DC Shoes Skate Plaza Foundation. The plaza, with a Happy Star logo built into its design”

Awesome! Thanks Rob, I’m glad your helping turn skateboarding into a giant commerical. I can’t wait to skate Carl’s Jr. Park. Its wonderful that the park is now just one big advertisement, and Carl’s Jr. can brand themselves as “cool” now.

Maybe you can convince Burto… uh Alien Work Shop to start selling to Big 5 or K Mart too… I’m sure you could make a couple dollars and ruin skateboarding a little more.

The Overpaid Advertising Execs at Snickers Can’t Come Up With an Original Idea

… Snickers made a new skateboarding commercial to sell their trash… strangely enough it looks almost exactly the same as Ty Evans/Spike Jones intro in Fully Flared

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